By: James

James — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 05:51:34 +0000

I guess I’d be MC Snaga-toof, later, peace! :o)

By: James

James — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 05:36:27 +0000

Well, these aren’t really me, but they are names I thought of based off of the 2 Snaggletooth jackets they have now.

Mindslow the Powder Bro’

Braindead the Misled Deadhead

One-Eyed Fried Guy

Yella’ Dogg in the Brain Fog

Ol’ Yella’ the Irie Fella’

Mellow Yellow the Brain Jello Fellow

Stupified the Brain Fried

‘Ol Yella’ Stoner, the Brain Cell Donor

One Eyed Stoner, the IQ Donor

Ol’ Yella’ Vampire, O.G. Always Higher

Teacher Chong, Irie Long Bong

Stoned Ass Yellow Guy, Damn Near Always Fried

The King of Weed, Oh Yes Indeed

Always Gettin’ Stoned, Almost Never Home

Feelin’ Kinda’ Slow, the Irie Shredda’ Bro

Okay, I didn’t plan this, but here goes, I wound up goin’ on a rhymin’ spree & this is what I came up with, later.

All up in that daze, after gettin’ blazed,
they say it’s just a phase, but I’m always gettin’ hazed,
it’s the “new” craze, your eyes gettin’ glazed,
& if you didn’t know, well now I’m gettin’ tazed,
by the po-po, because they all know,
that I’m dealin’ weed, & my mind’s kinda’ slow,
I can’t help it bro’, ’cause I’m addicted yo,
I just don’t know how to done let it go,
so here’s the situation, I am up for hire,
if you didn’t know, well my Zippo’s got some fire,
we can go into the woods & then you will straight see,
why my eyes are bloodshot & I’m callin’ you homey,
I could keep on rhymin’ but I gotta’ go to bed,
I’d love to stay & entertain but then I would be dead,
’cause up in the mornin’ if I don’t get some sleep,
I might look like this guy, the yellow eyed freak,
his name’s Snaggletooth but he’s just a crackhead,
smokin’ weed & then some rocks until his brain’s dead,
his only purpose bein’ here is to teach us a lesson,
don’t be doin’ all those drugs & turn into a hessian,
yellow eyed stoned freak geek of the week now,
singin’ stupid rap songs yellin’ out boo-yeah,
I’m a gonna’ let it go & see ya’ all later,
from the snowboarder who grew up a sk8er,
get me some sleep & then get my butt to church,
so I can write a real rhyme & not have to search,
for the meaning of life, I’ve been there done that,
spent many years just tryin’ to figure out,
where the love was at & if it’s even real,
now I know where He’s at, it’s time to get ill,
so with all that said, I’m gonna let ya’ all go,
comin’ from the yella’ eyed vampire bro’…,

MC Snaggletooth

I got things to do, I gotta’ get up in the mornin’,

By: omar

omar — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 03:39:30 +0000

snaggle-d

By: Martin Beran

Martin Beran — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 03:01:27 +0000

Shredalopus

By: Scott

Scott — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:11:46 +0000

Toof LeBoof

ps, I actually had my front teeth knocked out at a Burton party in NYC, was not cool, I should get the jacket just for that!

By: David

David — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 00:29:42 +0000

It was a tie for me between Snaggosaurus and Luke Snaggle Walker.

By: K2000

K2000 — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 21:14:16 +0000

Connectabrow

By: Colonel

Colonel — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:17:45 +0000

Shredicous the Gnarilcous

By: spekter

spekter — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:00:37 +0000

or the rockinst snaggle of all SnaggleRock

By: spekter

spekter — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:34:42 +0000

my name would be Preston Barnidgetooth because that was a whole lot of crazy dysfunction. lay off the snagelcrank.

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